Monday, June 16, 2008

The First Book Of The Ass


Here it is, The first of the Seven Books Of The Ass. Tall tales and wise ass cracks, (there happens to be a picture of a wise ass by the way) can be found within these pages.

Click on any picture to go to www.Etsy.com where you can purchase a copy.




16 pages and 15 pictures of great Asses, measuring 10cm X 15cm. Printed on acid free paper in full colour, to last you a lifetime of wisdom and stupidity.



All pictures come with a cryptic and enlightening description. The supposed answers are printed discretely inside the back cover for those who need answers. Hand stitched up by me and bound with a flexi cover, a must for anyone of taste and cunning.



Authors Apology: Despite using the word Ass in a sentence, pretty much make it vulgar, my pictures are what you might call family friendly, with only a small hint on violence in a couple. Eg: Pain in the Ass. So it is almost suitable for children, except if they go repeating some of the answers. For instance one answer has the word Ass and Hole together, so if you repeat it is a most grave thing, but the picture is quite lovely.



If you have any problems you can email on

nuggetmatisse@hotmail.com

Monday, March 12, 2007

Animal Crackers




You saw the Show. You have the calendar. Now own the book. Find it at www.lulu.com,
It is a magical place where you can find many gems of future geniuses.


Who Moves First?



There is Time

Year Of Book




Now available is Year Of Book. The whole year of drawings in one book. Just click on the title to go to www.lulu.com to order or preview

Sunday, February 4, 2007

Welcome To Neo Drongo Press

The first Volume of
Year Of Books is to be published real soon. It is in fact the second volume, but it will be the first to be published professionally. It covers the month of december and will be printed by Lulu a print on demand published company in the USA.
You can find them at

www.lulu.com

I will endeavour to give more details when I know how well it has all gone. But it's a good start.

Nicholas