tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65083732859932483422011-04-21T21:29:14.278-07:00Neo Drongo Presshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12197199669984897135noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6508373285993248342.post-73418471932722217842008-06-16T07:19:00.000-07:002008-06-16T07:45:35.377-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5059281"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/SFZ5F3tLacI/AAAAAAAAABA/F0BoBQDjPfs/s320/the+first+book+of+the+Ass+Cover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212486760487676354" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5059281">Now available "The First Book Of The Ass"</a><br /></div>Here it is, The first of the Seven Books Of The Ass. Tall tales and wise ass cracks, (there happens to be a picture of a wise ass by the way) can be found within these pages.<br /><br />Click on any picture to go to <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5059281">www.Etsy.com</a> where you can purchase a copy.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5059281"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/SFZ5Fy_K_eI/AAAAAAAAABI/9hM2ztyNoPQ/s320/1st+book+of+ass+display+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212486759220968930" border="0" /></a><br /><br />16 pages and 15 pictures of great Asses, measuring 10cm X 15cm. Printed on acid free paper in full colour, to last you a lifetime of wisdom and stupidity.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5059281"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/SFZ5GQSnONI/AAAAAAAAABQ/1JhCwPOfrrM/s320/1st+book+of+ass+display+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212486767087139026" border="0" /></a><br /><br />All pictures come with a cryptic and enlightening description. The supposed answers are printed discretely inside the back cover for those who need answers. Hand stitched up by me and bound with a flexi cover, a must for anyone of taste and cunning.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5059281"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/SFZ5GmJunzI/AAAAAAAAABY/VqZ2wR4pLGU/s320/page+example+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212486772955455282" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Authors Apology: Despite using the word Ass in a sentence, pretty much make it vulgar, my pictures are what you might call family friendly, with only a small hint on violence in a couple. Eg: Pain in the Ass. So it is almost suitable for children, except if they go repeating some of the answers. For instance one answer has the word Ass and Hole together, so if you repeat it is a most grave thing, but the picture is quite lovely.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5059281"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/SFZ5Hft6M2I/AAAAAAAAABg/Z-lT4-TUuuc/s320/the+first+book+of+the+Ass+a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212486788408030050" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">If you have any problems you can email on<br /><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/nuggetmatisse@hotmail.com">nuggetmatisse@hotmail.com</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6508373285993248342-7341847193272221784?l=neo-drongo-press.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Neo Drongo Presshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12197199669984897135noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6508373285993248342.post-73843538344549637782007-03-12T07:09:00.000-07:002007-03-12T07:18:45.713-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lulu.com/nuggetmatisse"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/RfVgExm8DqI/AAAAAAAAAAk/_4l6R6zOOhg/s400/animal+crackers+front+cover+lulu+small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041040993063538338" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">You saw the Show. You have the calendar. Now own the book. Find it at </span><a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" href="http://www.lulu.com/nuggetmatisse">www.lulu.com,</a><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">It is a magical place where you can find many gems of future geniuses.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lulu.com/nuggetmatisse"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/RfVgExm8DrI/AAAAAAAAAAs/22hWK3OQ2kI/s400/01+who+moves+first.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041040993063538354" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Who Moves First?</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lulu.com/nuggetmatisse"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/RfVgFBm8DsI/AAAAAAAAAA0/HsIgogCMz-Q/s400/13+There+is+time.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041040997358505666" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;font-size:180%;" >There is Time</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6508373285993248342-7384353834454963778?l=neo-drongo-press.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Neo Drongo Presshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12197199669984897135noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6508373285993248342.post-54864141748993709862007-03-12T06:50:00.000-07:002007-03-12T07:09:04.772-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lulu.com/nuggetmatisse"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/RfVcfxm8DnI/AAAAAAAAAAM/xdMYpKfH0eo/s400/year+of+book+front+cover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041037058873495154" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lulu.com/nuggetmatisse"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/RfVcgBm8DoI/AAAAAAAAAAU/JbMSvghTfzQ/s400/year+of+book+back+cover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041037063168462466" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Now available is <a href="http://www.lulu.com/nuggetmatisse">Year Of Book</a>. The whole year of drawings in one book. Just click on the title to go to <a href="http://www.lulu.com/nuggetmatisse">www.lulu.com</a> to order or preview<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lulu.com/nuggetmatisse"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7we-ANJZ-rM/RfVcgBm8DpI/AAAAAAAAAAc/CYYnjZeSuXk/s400/022.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041037063168462482" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6508373285993248342-5486414174899370986?l=neo-drongo-press.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Neo Drongo Presshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12197199669984897135noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6508373285993248342.post-55524535314267872622007-02-04T19:38:00.000-08:002007-03-12T06:50:20.388-07:00The first Volume of<br />Year Of Books is to be published real soon. It is in fact the second volume, but it will be the first to be published professionally. It covers the month of december and will be printed by Lulu a print on demand published company in the USA.<br />You can find them at<br /><br /><a href="http://www.lulu.com/">www.lulu.com</a><br /><br />I will endeavour to give more details when I know how well it has all gone. But it's a good start.<br /><br />Nicholas<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6508373285993248342-5552453531426787262?l=neo-drongo-press.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Neo Drongo Presshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12197199669984897135noreply@blogger.com0